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Sir Sam Alot

Hello anons, Tumblrers, and people who were browsing the internet for porn, but somehow found my Tumblr. The name is Samuel, if you didn't kind of guess from my Tumblr name. Love to make people laugh, so follow me if you want! If you have any questions just ask and enjoy my posts!

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When people ask me how I feel about high school…

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When I realize that we are suppose to get our report cards soon..

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That awkward moment when your best friend is talking about you and your crush and your crush is in hearing distance…

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That awkward moment when you try to explain yourself to your mother when you’re in trouble, but she gives you a look like she is going to slap you if you say another word…

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When someone I hate starts talking to me…

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When I met a new person…

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When I got my first follower on Tumblr…

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“Anyone wants my food”…

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Whenever I wake up in the morning in a bad mood…

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Whenever someone asks for my food when I’m hungry…

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When someone preaches that being gay means you’re going to hell…

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Whenever a Beyonce song comes on…

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Whenever an episode of one of my favorite shows ends…

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When someone asks me am I in a relationship…

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When someone I don’t like starts talking…

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